Greetings, humans, ducks and other non-vegetables

[thebadassleek]

So, it says to introduce myself, but didn't really give me much to go on about how to do so...not very helpful, but whatever.
Contrary to what my username states, I am not, in fact, a leek. I'd like to think I'm still pretty badass, though. 
So yeah...not sure there's much more that needs to be said, except that I have arrived, and good luck surviving the coming apocalypse. (Sorry...my 'people skills' are 'rusty'.) 

[glitterymagnusbane]

Are you sure you aren't a leek? I mean, that profile picture of yours really does look like a leek...