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Post by Ellie on Dec 28, 2011 1:21:06 GMT -5
This game is rather simple. You take the wish that the poster above you wishes and grant it, but corrupt it! Here's an example:
Ginny: I wish Harry Potter loved me.
Katniss: He falls in love with you then died after a Quidditch match after Lockhart tried to mend his broken leg and accidentally caught his entire body aflame. I wish my family had more food.
Luke: Granted! Your family has a lifetime supply of rotten, bubonic plagued rat meat! I wish Darth Vader wasn't my dad.
Voldemort: Grant! I am. I wish I had a nose.
Etc. etc. etc.! I'll start it off!
I wish I was as brave as Tris Prior.[/i]
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Post by Flo Odair-Zabini-Jackson on Dec 28, 2011 3:06:53 GMT -5
Granted! You are as brave as Tris, prior to her birth. As in you have no courage at all SHAME!
Yours was hard , sorry that it's lame
I wish that Finnick hadn't been killed.
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Post by Ellie on Dec 28, 2011 3:12:04 GMT -5
Granted! Instead, the Capitol recaptured him and he is forced to spend the rest of his life as a Capitol sex slave, never able to see Annie or anything outside four very depressing bedroom walls again.
. . . that's really messed up. =/
I WISH INSURGENT WAS OUT ALREADY
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Post by finnicklover on Dec 28, 2011 8:08:49 GMT -5
Granted! All the copies published were thrown into a fire by some evil ginger midgets never to be seen again!
I wish that Haymitch was in fact a she-male
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Post by mizbizsav on Dec 28, 2011 13:50:20 GMT -5
Granted! On one of his drunk spells, Haymitch passed as a female and fooled everyone-- until Katniss ripped off his wig. (But, seriously, did you see Woody Harrelson's wig in the trailer?! Very female-ish...)
I wish that these next 85 days would pass, like, NOW!!!
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Post by Reenie on Dec 28, 2011 13:52:01 GMT -5
Wish granted! The next 85 days pass but you die on the 84th day.
I wish that I could tell my best friend how I really feel about her.
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Post by Ellie on Dec 28, 2011 14:03:25 GMT -5
Granted! You tell her, but she's deaf.
I wish they'd release what actors will be chosen for the Divergent movie.
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Post by Reenie on Dec 28, 2011 14:52:02 GMT -5
Wish granted! Your favorite character is your least favorite actor.
I wish that it stops being windy outside.
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Post by mizbizsav on Dec 28, 2011 14:56:57 GMT -5
Granted! The wind stops, but now there is a huge flood outside of your house. (And I know-- it's been super windy these past two days!).
I wish that unicorns were real.
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Post by Reenie on Dec 28, 2011 14:58:58 GMT -5
Wish granted! Unicorns are real but it turns out they like to eat human flesh and you're right in the path of one.
I wish I could go see my friends.
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Post by finnicklover on Dec 28, 2011 17:27:56 GMT -5
Granted! You go to visit your friends but find out that intact they had all been kidnapped by ninjas! I wish I could have a foot massage
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Post by Reenie on Dec 28, 2011 17:35:34 GMT -5
Wish granted! You get the foot massage but turn into my mom half-way though.
I wish I had milk!
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Post by mizbizsav on Dec 28, 2011 18:14:06 GMT -5
Granted! You drink the milk, but then learn that you are actually lactose-intolerant. Ooops...
I wish that I had a pet llama named Larry.
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Post by finnicklover on Dec 28, 2011 18:17:14 GMT -5
Granted! You were given a llama for your birthday but discovered it was in fact a girl and had already been name Dolores! I wish I won a new car!
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Post by Reenie on Dec 28, 2011 18:27:18 GMT -5
You win the new car but as your are driving around a bend, a rig comes into your lane and runs you and your new car over. You are both un-repairable.
I wish I can go to town tomorrow!
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